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the story of the best night of lisa kreams life.

2004-08-28T07:28:29Z

here is a story of the best night of my entire life. it was like a 4 1/2 hr orgasm! if i have the chance to see metallica and godsmack every night of my life from here on out, i will remain a virgin and not care.

so, around 715 devin picked me up and we rode in style to allstate and had quite a lot of fun. we got out and practically sprinted to the door and got in and such. we got in as godsmack was playing so all of us ran inside and got to see their last 4 songs...fucking amazing! sully and the drummer drummed together for like 15 min, so awesome! and they sounded so good...and ive decided sully and i need to have a child.

then..thennnnn while waiting for METALLICA =-) to come on, devin and i ventured to find abs, post, sarb, colin, and morty. devin got thrown across a hallway by some fat bitch and i almost got devin and i raped by not knowing we were being hit on and trying to start a nice conversation lol, and we were surrounded by 40 year old wannabe sluts. sad i tell you lol..finally met up with them and talked for a while, and when it was time for metallica we snuck up to posts seats and stayed there for the first hour and a half of the concert.

i was like a little girl seeing a boy band...i was screaming and shaking everyone and going nuts. and because of it i have no voice and my neck feels like its about to break. we spent a good 20 min making fun of some mom dancing. i saw way too many boobs tonight. wayyy too many. i looked like i had just gone swimming too cause i was covered in everyone elses sweat and my own...and post and i almost passed out like 94757495 times. so fucking amazing...and metallica-- they're amazing, i dont think ive ever been to a better concert. i called everyone to let them hear songs and almost shat myself when kirk played his solos and such...ive officially decided im going to be mrs. kirk hammett and hes going to father my children. his wife will be taken care of.

tonight all in all was so fucking amazing..i got to see one of my favorite bands of all time and i dont think anything could make me happier...the only thing thats gonna come close at all is seeing fob @ hollister tomorrowwww =-))

devin is my concert buddy and i love her=-)) we have so much fun together, shithead.

and jeff mauter caught james' pick, what a lucky sonofabitch. i of course will be stealing it.

tonight was a great night and tomorrows gonna be good too...if anyone wants to meet up tomorrow night call meee =-)

good night guyssss

not again....

jews_in_space @ 2004-08-20T23:26:00

2004-08-21T04:38:51Z

oh jeez...how long has it been since i updated? going on around a month i guess..oh well =-) im updating now. ive been reaaallly busy with work and cheer and a bunch of other stuff and schools starting soon, im actually really excited. tell me if we've got anything together,
english 208, rm 108
photo, rm 253 (health 2nd sem)
lunch
chem, dont know the room but its lte? 2 something..?
spanish 3, rm 203
ap euro, rm 208
gym..mrs west, how fortunate, she hates me =-)
alg 2, rm 138

so far i have 6th period with NO ONE that i know and math with one person, please tell meee

hmm what else is new? cant think of anything right now, had a few disappointing nights but everything else has been so fun...camp was quite funny also...really drawing blanks here kids, oh well..but im gonna go im really tired, good nighttt

jews_in_space @ 2004-07-24T23:59:00

2004-07-25T05:08:23Z

wow...dc was...crazy, to say the least. =-) i had such a blast.

so, wednesday, our plane is like 94756483757684 hours LATE and we waited on every runway in the world for like years...and whenever wed get somewhere wed have to wait, no luck, but still fun. met surfer scotty and saw the biggest man in my life @ the airport in kentucky..then finally got to DC @ like 1ish..checked in and we went out to explore and got lost really fast so we came back and had to go in cause a cop was outside our hotel, but had fun in the hotel room. i feel sorry for the poor asian family next door =-(

tuesday got up early and went out and saw the holocaust museum then walked on a fricken sahara adventure cause it was 8575895 degrees out and we walked everywhere, saw the washington monument, WW2, lincoln and vietnam, quite fun. then i had the bright idea to walk from one end of DC to the other to see the white house only to find the street was closed for construction so we finally took a cab back...hotel was crazy...

wednesday went swimming and finally got our asses moving...dont remember exactly where we went but we were attempting to throw basket tosses in the pool...didnt end up all too well...carmen almost broke her back and then i got attacked..but it was fun looking @ all the fat crazy european people. but yes then i think we went to the capitol and the smithsonian and walked around like crazy trying to find nicoles damn moon rock...and went in these crazy virtual ride things and i had no idea what to do so we just went in circles the whole time. left there, went home...and then carmen nicole and i decided we wanted to go out to coyote ugly or go dancing...so we got whored up with the hopes of looking 21 to get in to clubs...didnt work. but oh well, had a blast walking around georgetown..went to a houka bar! crazy night, crazy night..went back and got croctchaleak amd went back out and got followed around by gangsters so we left, but it was so much funnnnn

this morning woke up and went on a hunt for the fuckin kate spade vendor only to find it no longer existed...then went out to breakfast on the other side of the world and took a cab back...packed and went to arlington...nicole once again had her heart set on seeing oochie gowa (iwo jima...) and we walked fricken 947574948475 miles to find that only to find its back up to a highway...great way to honor everyone...remade the picture and left, got lost then finally got to the airport.

DC was such a blast...cant wait for camp tomorrow! even tho its gonna be hell and a few know why =-((((( but yes...had a blast and ill update laterrrr

jews_in_space @ 2004-07-18T17:40:00

2004-07-18T22:45:40Z

wow i dont remember how long its been since i updated this damn thing...havent had time ive been quite busy =-)

this summers been seriously awesome so far...so many late, crazy nights and gay ass inside jokes that everyone knows only comes during summer...going to carmens lake house..layin out..working...cheer...DC is comin up finally
=-)) cant waaaaiiiittt its gonna be crazy. we've all got our own hotel room and we have every day to ourselves and theres a pool on the roof of our hotel im so exciteeedddd.

tonight i was supposed to go carmens lake house for a while but my mom decided i was too tired and made me come home to sleep..oh well. it will be nice to finally get some sleep...havent had really any all summer which is nice...with the exception of one night this week...a few know what night this was and why..lol but yes...rachels brothers graduation party was yesterday...ate way too much (as usual) but we played football and such and got in a water fight and i even tried seeing how id look with big boobs (never going to happen but hey).devin carmen and i made a game of avoiding these 2 kids in rachels family..was fun for about 15 minutes until they found us..then everything just went downhill from thurr..

but yea..im gonna sleep for a while then maybe go work out, i could use it...sorry for the lack of updates. ill get better about it =-)

jews_in_space @ 2004-07-05T03:20:00

2004-07-05T08:30:00Z

hmmm whats happened since i updated....

30th carmen slept over...that was a crazy night kids. enough said.
1st...what did i do? oh yea... 311 =-) not crazy about them but it was a blast @ the concert...the car ride down was so much fun and we were talking to these kids on the highway for like 5 min and then 2 hours later they ended up sitting right behind us @ tweeter..and their whole family got high together? pretty wierd but by the end of the night we were up to the front row..so awesome...and then later that night i tried sneaking out...parents practically had a heart attack but alls good.
2nd...dads birthday so we went out to dinner and then devin and amanda slept over n i went out n met fido for a while
3rd....wow uhhmm what did i do yesterday? worked 11-3 then stopped @ rachels then went to the lake house w/ devin and carmen, so much fun...gotta go up there more often
today woke up @ the lake house and hung out for a while then went tubing til around 145 when my mom picked me up..it was crazy but we all gotta go again some time soon..got home showered and went to zachs house til late then left to watch fireworks and came back. ate myself to death, but today was one of the better 4th of julys and im glad. hopefully next year ill have someone to watch the fireworks with =-)

thats about it...summers been so good so far...only 1 month and 21 days til school starts again =-( but we'll live

jews_in_space @ 2004-06-29T13:37:00

2004-06-29T18:51:30Z

yea yea yea...after requests to update im finally updating. i just havent wanted to lol but this summer so far has been SO much fun...late nights and hanging out with new people. im friends with people i never though i would be and i like someone i never expected...kinda nice tho =-)

but yea no idea whats going on for today...i have to go to work and get yelled @ for something that i have no idea about and then i have a vague idea of whats going on tonight...anyone up for doing something tho?

im off to take a shower...still have some banana in the ears...hopefully ill start updating again?

jews_in_space @ 2004-06-20T15:51:00

2004-06-20T21:07:47Z

yesterday was nice..closed early from work and went to walmart with my mom lol..i love walmart.then we picked up rach on the way home, and we got ready @ my house.

around 845ish brit devin and amanda picked us up and we went to rotary fest. last night was one of the best nights..fireworks were crazy and a few of them exploded right by us..poor fido they almost burned all the hair off his legs. it was nice seeing phil and some of the kids that are gonna be freshmen next year. one of them in particular i already dont like, but the rest of them are cool.

had a sleepover dilemma, and as usual, it ended up being carmen and me @ my house lol..we ordered food and were gonna go out around 230 3ish but it was incredibly cold, so we decided wed probably just go out tonight. watched zoolander then we both had to be up early so we went to bed...work from 11-3 today, had some crazy guy try to seduce me (sick) and nicole came to visit me. what a nice girl.

now im just gettin ready to go out to dinner for fathers day, if anyone wants to meet up tonight ill be @ rotary fest again (im such a groupie)
x0lis

she likes to read, i like to write, she likes to sleep and i like to stay up all night

2004-06-19T05:19:57Z

today was fun even though i didnt get to see OAR! not really. it was actually extremely boring until around 5ish. i had to WORK..and no one came the whole time except mr polish beergut and his speedo. so i called up carmen and she and i made a beach shack in the guard office and listened to OAR, ate and cleaned the bathrooms (that was an adventure). manager called around 615 and told me i could go home so carmen and i walked back to her house, rach came and we went to rotary fest.

tonight was fun..lots of drama. eric kept sticking the tail of his stuffed dog up some guys ass as a joke and the guy started to pick a fight with him. pretty hilarious though...we mingled a lot and couldnt decided if we wanted food or not. i got to see nick too, which was nice. we talked for a while and i got a navy sweatshirt out of the deal.

left and now im back @ my house with amanda devin and carmela.

not much to update with except:
-girls are so annoying and i can only tolerate a few.
-some people that i thought were bitches are actually really nice.
-next time OAR is around hurr someone better come with me.
-i dont understand why some people always get dressed up to go places. who cares?
-i havent seen enough of some people this summer.
-this whole thing is getting annoying.
aaaaand im done. anyone wants to come over tonight, call =-)

x0lis

jews_in_space @ 2004-06-18T00:44:00

2004-06-18T05:44:43Z

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jews_in_space @ 2004-06-17T23:57:00

2004-06-18T04:56:53Z

drown me to distraction

2004-06-18T04:48:15Z

aaaaand im back. today i slaved away in the hot sun (my peel-age is so nasty..but really fun?) lifeguarding and then @ 3 went home showered then later went to rachels. she made me pork which i ate...im such a terrible jew.

after carmen got thurr we left for rotary fest...which was interesting. saw a lot of people again which was nice.

not much to write about except that a lot of people have changed and its kinda sad.

i eat too much
i drink too much
i want too much..

this is getting annoying. im not going to bother thinking about it anymore.

this is just obscene.

2004-06-16T17:16:15Z

i love how people claim they dont like someone and then 2 seconds later..well! look at that, they're just best friends.

but in other news, yesterday was quite fun. rach and carmen came over (wow, rachel, you DO deserve recognition for rollerblading that one day in your ENTIRE life lol) and we tanned in the middle of my driveway for an hour or so before almost getting run over by my sister. after that, we came in and ate almost my entire kitchen. later they came back over along with carmela and greg, and the 5 of us walked to oberweis. i owned carmela in chess, cause playing chess is the hip thing to do(well, not completely owned, but i like to think i did)and greg almost drowned himself in the fountain.

after walking back to my house for a while we went to sleep @ carmens. we were all eaten alive staying outside, but it was so much fun. of course we brought enough food to have stayed outside for months, and most of it was gone by the time we went inside @ 4 freezing our asses off. hope summer school was good to you, rach.

ROTARY FEST later tonight..cant wait! if anyones up for doing something today call me
x0lis

jews_in_space @ 2004-06-15T16:27:00

2004-06-15T21:29:35Z

the BEC was officially amazing. penis bushes, the bike lane that was an inch wide, the fox and the bone (haha? kinda like fox and the hound, but its bone...?) and the fuckin scary cars on plum grove road...then being exiled and spit on by phil cause im jewish =-) now you're in here phil.

jews_in_space @ 2004-06-15T13:49:00

2004-06-15T18:51:49Z

theres nothing like making morbid death photos @ 230 in the morning. i slept @ devins last night, and after getting some really creepy pictures we decided to remake them ourselves. i ended up looking like marilyn manson...and devin just looked like a lesbian nazi. all in good fun of course.

mall yesterday was fun. ive gone like 3 times in the past 4 days...yikes...

todays gonna be fun, carmen devin and rach are coming over and we're gonna go tanning outside (gotta get rid of the lobster tan). we're trying to convince my mom to let us tan on the roof, but so far, no dice. if anyones got a bonfire pit and wants to make shmos tonight call me...tonight is also the cheating night in me and carmens pact...so bring a ton of junk food =-)

i keep my jealousy close

2004-06-14T05:34:07Z

hey hey...im @ devins. today was quite fun...waited for everyone to get home so i passed time @ the mall and got a really cute bathing suit and some other stuff. came home, then went to devins.

plans went everywhere...we were supposed to have the first official meeting of the BEC (biking excursion club lol) but that died...so we ended up on the doorstep of brent beck and watched nutty professor. i forgot how funny that movie is...even though i cried during that one part where they make fun of him at dinner. it was so sad! and i cried again when i retold my godzilla story, thats a tearjerker kids lol. so then after the movie we just reminisced about frost and such...and then i attempted to curl 35 lbs with devin...we were owned by brent. blondie in the car on the way back to devins =-)

tonight was fun, and now im eating n we're about to go and watch a movie i think? i shouldnt be eating though, i have saddle bags and a meat curtain =-( whatever the fuck a meat curtain is, i have one lol. nite kids...

x0lis

...i wonder how long its gonna take tonight. its these little things that are the best during summer*

jews_in_space @ 2004-06-13T11:38:00

2004-06-13T16:49:47Z

last night was crazy...i dont remember having that much fun in such a long time. carmen carmela brit and devin and i slept @ rachels house.

so the night began with me arriving 45 min late to rachels house because my mom got lost picking me up from mike woulfes, where i couldnt swim but i had fun anyway. the car ride to rachels was...unusually emotional lol. i ended up sobbing my eyes out because of someones childhood stories. so i get there and of course they make fun of me because im crying about the dumbest thing in the world. so then after the freak bug incident, we went downstairs and hung out and i let devin do my make up. they named me squanto the silly circus boy- i looked hideous. so then haftl neal and braden came over and we hung out for a while then they went downstairs so carmen carmela and i stayed upstairs and went in to isolation for 3 hrs. it was fucking hilarious..i pissed myself and had to go commando =-( definately wasnt fun when i got depantsed. but yea...supposed to meet up with kris but who knew where that went lol

but yea didnt fall asleep til late and woke up early im quite tired. but today should be fun..ill update later maybe. if anyones up for doing something today call
x0lis

jews_in_space @ 2004-06-12T15:47:00

2004-06-12T20:55:09Z

its extremely hot outside...i just got home from work and my tan lines are...hideous. but its alright, someone will think they're sexy.

just about to get in the shower. last night was fun...mall with carmen was pretty crazy. i had a black gumball and my spit turned black and then i was laughing and my spit ended up all over the floor. pretty sick. then met these crazy mexican wannabes...well actually they were all mexican except for this one white kid whos teeth were like 84756494 miles apart. then slept @ her house...devin amanda rach and anna came over. it was quite fun

tonight should be fun too...goin to marlos shindig w/ nicole then goin to mike woulfes house? i think? idk i never know these things..then sleeping @ rachels

if anyones up for warped tour this summer LET ME KNOW!

x0lis

its back!

2004-06-11T22:45:00Z

hey hey...

well, its up again FINALLY! thanks to steph scalet for helpin me get it up again and doing the background n everything. i was so excited that i could get it up again, stupid virus. <--woah that just sounded like a viagra commercial. i havent been able to get it up in years!

but yea tonights the first night of SUMMER...cant wait. sleepin @ carmens its gonna be crazy. work @ 10 tomorrow but oh well ill live.

this summers gonna be awesome...DC and florida and rotary fest and swimming and late nights and everything...its gonna be good.

im gonna go though, its that time of the month again- yes, i have to take a shower =-(

lis

its up again

2004-05-24T21:21:02Z

hey guys...now that my computers virus is finally GONE i can get my lj back. its exciting, i know. if anyone wants to help me redo this whole thing and customize it comment or IM me...just a jew 94 ill update more later